Culture Clubber Pillows

'I told you I was all for the multicultural society.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Sue the Author 3PM

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Pearly King and Queen

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Disco Bunny.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Kultural K9's.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

The sunglasses.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

The Walk of Shame

"Do kids eat free?"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Sober Tooth Tiger

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."