Culture Buff Pillows

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

Out of kilter.

'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'

'The puritans enjoy a real good laugh'

Paranoid Sheep

The Great Mall of China.

"Oh, Yeah...that's right...you discovered America!"

"So how come you call it a kilt?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Well if you hate confrontations, why did you become a bull fighter?'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't know what you guys are doing, but it's certainly not a rain dance!!"

Welsh airport arrivals.

"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."

"If it's in a museum, you're allowed to look."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"A poll of New York City voters indicates that the topic they're most concerned with is the British monarchy."

The Garrick Theatre

'That Rodin guy's spying on us again.'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

"Try a French one!"

'Liverpudlians are reknowned for their sense of humour.'

An English of eccentrics

'What sort of job did you do in Poland?'

'I see that you a degree in comparative societal cultures. We're prepared to offer you a job as an unpaid intern in our shipping department.'

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"It's nothing to do with being green, but there are cultural implications."

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

And then in Italy....It was the most impressive sculpture that Sean had seen in Rome.

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"If I am being totally real with you, I don't like marvellous shows at the Met."