Art And Culture Buff Pillows

"Hic!"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Elvis Presley

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Pearly King and Queen

Picasso: The Early Years

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Frederic Chopin

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The High Line at Giza

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Tina Turner

Kultural K9's.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Hoxton map.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Maypole

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

A meeting on the pier