Art And Culture Buff Pillows

"Hic!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Pearly King and Queen

Picasso: The Early Years

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

The High Line at Giza

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Frederic Chopin

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Tina Turner

Kultural K9's.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Hoxton map.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

A meeting on the pier

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Maypole