American Culture Buff Pillows

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

White House Lawn Jockey

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

Charleston

Paris-ites

That's one hell of a birthmark you have there, son!

'Martha's vineyard, martha's drunk'

'The White House Tree Gets Bigger Every Year.'

"She disappeared somewhere between the World Series and the Super Bowl!"

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

'Yes, I know 60% of Americans can't find Nebraska on a map, but this is a map of Nebraska.'

'Does God ever play practical jokes on the world? What do you think country and western music is!'

Dept. of Lost Causes

"Is America's heartland what people in flyover states call home?"

Americans More Optimistic

Ira Glass

"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

Pearly King and Queen

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Frederic Chopin

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."