American Culture Buff Pillows

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

White House Lawn Jockey

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

Charleston

Paris-ites

That's one hell of a birthmark you have there, son!

'Martha's vineyard, martha's drunk'

'The White House Tree Gets Bigger Every Year.'

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

'Yes, I know 60% of Americans can't find Nebraska on a map, but this is a map of Nebraska.'

'Does God ever play practical jokes on the world? What do you think country and western music is!'

Dept. of Lost Causes

"Is America's heartland what people in flyover states call home?"

Ira Glass

"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Frederic Chopin

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'