American Culture Aficionado Pillows

"Oh boy! I'm an American!"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Mark Twain

KENNEDY BOOKSTORE.

'Who do you think is more fantastically wonderful -- Barack Obama or Michelle Obama?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Great Chinese Dynasties

vaccine wars.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You've changed."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Selfie

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Walt Disney on ice."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'