American Culture Aficionado T-Shirts

"Oh boy! I'm an American!"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Basket of Deplorables

Mark Twain

Elvis Presley

Normal Rockwell - US painter/illustrator.

KENNEDY BOOKSTORE.

'Who do you think is more fantastically wonderful -- Barack Obama or Michelle Obama?'

Elvis Presley

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Great Chinese Dynasties

vaccine wars.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"You've changed."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

The Selfie

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"