American Culture Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You're in charge of Homeland Security...do something.'

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Zora Neale Hurston

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Elvis Presley

Gone Fishing

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Easter Candy Island.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"