American Culture Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You're in charge of Homeland Security...do something.'

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Gone Fishing

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Mark Twain

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

TV stage door

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'