Modern Culture Buff Pillows

An Uber Car Named Desire

"Now I really hate poetry."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Elfie Stick

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Dawing your Cellphone

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Selfie Stick

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Picasso: The Early Years

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Pearly King and Queen

The High Line at Giza

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Book Worm

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Maypole

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

A meeting on the pier

Modern Portrait Gallery