Modern Culture Buff Pillows

Emoji Balloons

An Uber Car Named Desire

'And according to a new poll, baseball and apple pie have now been replaced by facebook and taco bell.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Elfie Stick

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Selfie Stick

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

The High Line at Giza

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Picasso: The Early Years

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

Final words on gravestones.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A meeting on the pier

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Barry Norman

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Maypole

Book Worm

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."