Modern Culture Fan Pillows

Slow- Distracted Children

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Elfie Stick

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"You're welcome."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

The iPad Players

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Warhol Exhibit

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Falling for art

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."