Modern Culture Fan Mugs

Slow- Distracted Children

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Elfie Stick

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"You're welcome."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Warhol Exhibit

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Falling for art

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."