Modern Culture Buffs Pillows

Shellfie

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Elfie Stick

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Dawing your Cellphone

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Selfie Stick

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Modern Portrait Gallery

Book Worm

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Barry Norman

Maypole

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

A meeting on the pier

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."