Modern Media Buffs Pillows

'Dad...What's TV?'

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

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Newspaper suicide.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"I'll never forget you."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Presenter Auditions.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Man selling lamb weekly

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"'60 Minutes' is on."