Media Enthusiasts Pillows

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

"Why don't you understand? I'm a prime advertising target."

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

World War 3 live on T.V. "The special effects are lousy compared to the jeans commercials"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

'Hurricane Limey is now pummelling the Florida coast, as a result of BBC reporters flapping their hands for dramatic effect.'

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...'

Piers Morgan vs Anderson Cooper

"You leave my playboy alone. Use you own New Yorker."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

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"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Creativity 2.0

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'