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'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

"Why don't you understand? I'm a prime advertising target."

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

World War 3 live on T.V. "The special effects are lousy compared to the jeans commercials"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Presenter Auditions.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Is anything good on?"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'