News Enthusiasts Pillows

"...and finally..."

"If the meek are going to inherit this earth, they're going to have to toughen up."

Glenn Beck! First time caller!

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'Our top story...Son of God returns to earth, but first here's Chad with a look at your weather.'

Tell Newsweek.

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

'I'm delivering my newspapers, dad.'

'We're out of crazy ideas that just might work, Mr. President, but we still have a few crazy ideas that probably WON'T work.

Fox News.

'Read ALL about IT! On ALL your !!#@X!! fancy Modern-day electronic devices,YA CHEAPSKATES!!'

Barack Obama and NSA

What's the news saying about the economy?

Have you noticed an anti-government bias among terrorists?

Freedom of Press

Journalists in Egypt

"Que menso! The TV says this burglar got stuck in a chimney! I hope he's not Latino!"

US Disasters: Texas hurrican, Florida hurricane, Puerto Rico, Hurricane Nate. Next: ?

Why is Democracy in bad shape?

"Fake news! All fake! Go back out there and bring back news I want to hear!!"

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"Knightsbridge is full of Russians."

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

'According to our research, Senator, your campaign began to fall apart when you succeeded in getting your message across to the people.'

'We Now Bring You the Presidential Address...'

Very Important Secret Government Papers.

"I sure do love social media -- it gives us more media to bash!"

'Britain unsafe to bring up children.'

'It's time to cross party lines and work together! How about if you introduce a bill to vindicate me, and I introduce a bill to vindicate you?'