News Report Enthusiast Pillows

'If the 11 o'clock news gives you insomnia, don't watch it.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Reporter #6: television.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Capital Tours

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Big Newspaper Delivery

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Charades

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Joe Biden

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Classic News.