Newsroom Enthusiast Pillows

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Reporter #6: television.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Classic News.

Charades

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Joe Biden

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?