News Aficionados Pillows

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Laundry Dry Cleaner. More places are charging extra to iron shirts when they launder them. The free press is under siege!

"Ah, the Trump blimp is destroying the New York Times building. Must be Tuesday."

Do you have the telegraph?

'Hammas said it won't negotiate with peace-mongers.'

'Tonight's news is so depressing, we've decided just to show the 'Three Stooges' instead....'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

News of the World

"What a historic day."

Trump could win 'WAR IS PEACE' prize.

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

Gay Times...

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Our Two Parties, Explained

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Reporter #6: television.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service