News Aficionados Prints

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Ah, the Trump blimp is destroying the New York Times building. Must be Tuesday."

'Hammas said it won't negotiate with peace-mongers.'

'Tonight's news is so depressing, we've decided just to show the 'Three Stooges' instead....'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

News of the World

"What a historic day."

Trump could win 'WAR IS PEACE' prize.

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

Gay Times...

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Man Reading Laptop.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Capital Tours

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Reporter #6: television.

'What I have to do first?!'