Current Events Aficionados Prints

Julian Assange taking a Wikileak.

'Exactly who is fighting against whom in Syria?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Our Two Parties, Explained

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Government a la Carte

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Turkish Democracy

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'What I have to do first?!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Sybil Obama

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Non Thought For The Day.