Current Events Aficionados Gifts

Julian Assange taking a Wikileak.

'Exactly who is fighting against whom in Syria?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'What I have to do first?!'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Non Thought For The Day.

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.