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What absolute power really looks like.

The Government That Cried Wolf

THE KING OF NORWAY, 'Your Majesty! -- President Obama has deployed the U. S. Sixth Fleet off our coast!', 'Don't just stand there, man ??' give him another Peace Prize!'

"The steak's burned. . ."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Government a la Carte

Laughingstock

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Turkish Democracy

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Sybil Obama

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Non Thought For The Day.