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Newt, Presidential Candidate

Bolsonaro says no one needs to fear Covid-19

"To be fair, Boris Johnson never specified which June 21st."

"You can't send us a check and expect me to forget the killing. I also want a Trump Hotel in Saudi Arabia."

'Well of course I was trashed in the liberal media. But check out what Fox News had to say about me.'

"Always leading with Brexit news is shedding viewers by the bucketload to a yellow fat man chasing a blummin' squirrel!"

"The Anthony Weiner story."

Sexual Harassment Charges: 'Think! Think! What did Clinton do?'

"Drill! Baby! Drill! Kill! Baby! Kill! Fill! Baby! Fill! Still? Baby? Still?"

The Trap

How to survive election campaign debates...

Biden Vaccine Mandate

Russian Hunger

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

US Airlines on Thin Ice

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Government a la Carte

Our Two Parties, Explained

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."