Current Affairs Buffs Pillows

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

"Votin' in Scotland? Nobody told me about that."

"Referendum results...what referendum?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Greenland is the first step, then see how much the planet costs us."

And now it's time to play. . . The Blame Game

"I was laid off FROM the unemployment office."

"We've been told to keep him there until the election is over."

Afghanistan: Head in the Sand

Russian bear and Ukrainian banana

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

National Everything Awareness Day

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Armageddon

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'