Current Events Buffs Pillows

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Kim Jong-un is deaf to the world's complaints about his nuclear program.

Trump Gets Covid

Each fish represents a year getting progressively aggressive and terrible.

War of Words

'I thought this was for the Inauguration but I just found out it's the unemployment line.'

Santa claus inflation.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

British savings accounts

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

The Berlin Peace Movement

Laughingstock

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Russia Money Laundering

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Armageddon

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace