Current Events Buffs Mugs

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Kim Jong-un is deaf to the world's complaints about his nuclear program.

Middle School Politics

Trump Gets Covid

Each fish represents a year getting progressively aggressive and terrible.

Aim for the ones without a mask.

War of Words

'I thought this was for the Inauguration but I just found out it's the unemployment line.'

Santa claus inflation.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

British savings accounts

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Trump pardons

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Berlin Peace Movement

Government a la Carte

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Russia Money Laundering

Armageddon