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"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

'One man's orderly transition is another man's regime change.'

"Those are the headlines, and we'll be back in a moment to blow them out of proportion."

Let´s Get Brexit Done

Donald Trump's New Years Resolution: Stop being a misogynistic, narcissistic, a******e with the morals of a skunk on ketamine and the IQ of a carpet....Lose a few pounds.

Political Fallout.

Gordon Brown.

Welcome to London: Corrupt Foreign Money Not Welcome!

Kim Jong Un rocket test fails.

Chilcot report

'Maybe we should look at those policing cuts again.'

"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"

UK general election 2024

Think tanks.

Russian Roulette Spunik

Coronavirus doesn't frighten Trump...But Biden Does.

"There. . .! So much for mail-in voting. . ."

'I can't put my money where my mouth is -- I've already put it where my Congressman's mouth is.'

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time. You've experienced?"

Buy a politician.

Theresa May tries to tame the Brexit dinosaur.

'Today everyone protested everything everywhere.'

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

Andrew Marr.

'Critiquing the media again?'

"Go back to France and Greece!"

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"That's a truly fine gesture - putting up that sign for Trudeau - Mr. Poilievre!" "It's for Carney." "Goodbye, Prime Minister!"

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Cuffwear, 2004

Parental Advisory for Presidential Speeches

WHO Kills Hundreds of Thousands of Americans

"I lost 87,000 lb worrying about Trump!"