Current Affairs Fanatic Pillows

"I'm sick of Brexit."

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump pardons

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

The Berlin Peace Movement

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Turkish Democracy

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Roe v. Wade

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'What I have to do first?!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'