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Lèse Majesté

As an electrician, watching TV news has been an effecive safety precaution. Nothing shocks me anymore.

'60 Minutes is on line one and Michael Moore is on line two.

"I'm sick of Brexit."

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Trump pardons

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Government a la Carte

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Turkish Democracy

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Armageddon

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Russia Money Laundering

Roe v. Wade

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

Denazification

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace