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'My oh my! Doesn't that newcaster seem well informed!'

"Give me a hint. I'm sleeping with a lot of lobbyists."

John McCain demands Obama use renewed force in Iraq.

"I can't believe you never told me your sister was KellyAnne Conway."

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Turkish Democracy

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Roe v. Wade

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Armageddon

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

Denazification

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'What I have to do first?!'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"It's the new Trump Tower..."