Current Events Addict T-Shirts

"All data indicates your numbers will improve once voters get over your yuck factor."

Robert Mugabe

Libya

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

British savings accounts

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Turkish Democracy

Laughingstock

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Government a la Carte

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Roe v. Wade

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Sybil Obama

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie