Current Affairs Addict Pillows

'My oh my! Doesn't that newcaster seem well informed!'

"Give me a hint. I'm sleeping with a lot of lobbyists."

John McCain demands Obama use renewed force in Iraq.

"I can't believe you never told me your sister was KellyAnne Conway."

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Our Two Parties, Explained

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Turkish Democracy

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Armageddon

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Roe v. Wade

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'What I have to do first?!'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Denazification

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Charades