Current Affair Enthusiast Pillows

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Get ready for Brexit planning

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump pardons

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Turkish Democracy

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Government a la Carte

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Sybil Obama

Denazification

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'What I have to do first?!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace