Current Affairs Devotee Pillows

"So you've been following the European elections, too?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Armageddon

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Roe v. Wade

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Russia Money Laundering

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

Denazification

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'What I have to do first?!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'