News Devotee Pillows

Man Hears About Trump In Morning Paper, Parrot, And Television

"He's from PM."

Joe Biden Was Also a Victim of Inappropriate Touching

"Do you have to read a broadsheet tablet?"

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak Evil

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Theatre Crowd

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Thomas Hardy

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You've got computer-breath."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Capital Tours

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Reporter #6: television.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service