Press Devotee Pillows

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

Television Readers.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"I will answer anything but questions."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"I'll check your circulation."

Newspaper

The Daily Me

The Croucho Club

power of press

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

No news is good news.

Give Thanks.

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

The popular press overshadowing the serious press.

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Cuban Press

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

Calvin Coolidge

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

What are your comments on press intrusion

Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

"It's a hard life!"

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

Attack Dog