Journal Devotee Pillows

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Television Readers.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

The Blob's Blog.

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

One book... One book... One book...

Dear Diary

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

No news is good news.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

Snowman outside library.

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."