Literary Devotee Pillows

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Iris Murdoch

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Sue the Author 3PM

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

The intellectual.