Faithful Book Devotee Pillows

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Television Readers.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Pop-up Bible.'

3:00 pm - Meet the author

One book... One book... One book...

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Snowman outside library.

"Where the wild things went."

Lohengrin

English major will work for food.

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

Under the microscope

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

Thriller of the Week

E-Books.

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Read any great books of the western world lately?