Literary Devotee Mugs

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Jean-Paul Sartre

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Don Quixote

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Gunter Grass

The intellectual.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Iris Murdoch