Memoir Devotee Pillows

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Television Readers.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Thomas Hardy

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

You're the olive in my martini

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Spoiler alert...Z."