Memoir Devotee Pillows

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Television Readers.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

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