Literary Admirer Pillows

Forrest Gander

The Tetterbys

'She's a great writer, really lifts words off the page.'

Roy Fuller.

"You'd think muses would get book credit mentions."

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"Out damn Spot