Literary Admirer Pillows

Forrest Gander

The Tetterbys

'She's a great writer, really lifts words off the page.'

Roy Fuller.

"You'd think muses would get book credit mentions."

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Out damn Spot

Joan Hickson