Literary Admirers Pillows

Alan Bennett

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"