Literary Aficionados Pillows

Marcel Proust.

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

Large lady reading a large print book.

The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'Are you familiar with my oeuvre?'

'The Orange Prize for Literature goes to...'

These are for being able to spell 'Afghanistan'...

Quasimodo's Belfie

Thomas Keneally

"That'll be twenty dollars for the new pull-starter on your lawn mower, and two hundred for the overhaul of the trial scene in your mystery novel."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "