Literary Aficionados Pillows

Marcel Proust.

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

Large lady reading a large print book.

The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?

2084

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

'Are you familiar with my oeuvre?'

'The Orange Prize for Literature goes to...'

These are for being able to spell 'Afghanistan'...

Quasimodo's Belfie

Thomas Keneally

"That'll be twenty dollars for the new pull-starter on your lawn mower, and two hundred for the overhaul of the trial scene in your mystery novel."

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."