Literary Aficionado Pillows

Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

"I'm self-published."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde's door

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."

Post-Apocalyptic Pollyanna

Athos, Porthos and Aramis - Musketeers.

"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"

Sean O'Casey.

Albert Camus.

Writer's Block

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'While I'm at the guy, don't you dare throw my old typewriter away.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Dolly With the Bracelet'

A game of cards

Nurse and patient

The Meeting

The Great Catsby.

1B, 2B, OR NOT, 2B, (To be or not to be.)

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A to Z Publishers: 'We justify high prices for textbooks because there is zero film rights potential...'

Patient and book

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

"He wrote that brilliant book about that big social trend that never actually happened."

"You call that a suit?"

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

Lowbrow Lolita

"I enjoy poetry, but only if it's funny."

"A pox on both your summer houses."

Jay McInerney

"You have five million, three thousand, two hundred and thirty two missed calls..."