Literary Aficionado Pillows

Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

"I'm self-published."

'Change the old guy to a young, hunky lifeguard patrolling a trendy beach in a speedboat and you may have something.'

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde's door

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

Post-Apocalyptic Pollyanna

"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."

Athos, Porthos and Aramis - Musketeers.

Kurt Vonnegut

Dolly Varden - 'The Dolly With the Bracelet'

'While I'm at the guy, don't you dare throw my old typewriter away.'

Writer's Block

1B, 2B, OR NOT, 2B, (To be or not to be.)

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

The Great Catsby.

The Meeting

Nurse and patient

A game of cards

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Patient and book

A to Z Publishers: 'We justify high prices for textbooks because there is zero film rights potential...'

Edgar Allan Poe.

Noel Coward.

Albert Camus.

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"

"Perhaps you are looking for a different Wailing Wall?"

Sean O'Casey.

Upstart Crow

I can't tell you what to write – I can only tell you what to write off. The Tax Muse.

"I enjoy poetry, but only if it's funny."