Author Aficionado Pillows

"I'm looking for a book by T. What's-His-Face Boyle."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Treasure Island Book.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Ironing Punctuation

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

My Literary Influences

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"