Author Aficionado Gifts

"I'm looking for a book by T. What's-His-Face Boyle."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Stephen Spender.

Gunter Grass

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Günter Grass

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Noel Coward.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Ironing Punctuation

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

My Literary Influences

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"