Autobiography Aficionado Gifts

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Russell Brand - In your face-book.

"Fallen angel" - A memoir: signing today

"It's my autobiography - storyboarded!"

"After the last two years...I was getting nostalgic for drivel that made sense to me."

Sarah Palin.

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'I'm thinking about writing a tell-all book about all of my sexual conquests.'

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"I've decided to write my autobiography – would you mind if I mentioned you?"

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"He likes spies and big shots."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Gunter Grass

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Stephen Spender.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Günter Grass

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Treasure Island Book.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs