Biography Enthusiast Gifts

"Have you been reading a lot of exhaustive biographies lately?"

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"

Celeb Biography - Pun Based Titles / Non Pun Based Titles.

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

Trump secret police