Online Biography Enthusiast Gifts

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Romy Schneider

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Internet Name Tags.

Misery lit...

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

For Sale - The rights to my story.

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'So you're writing a book about your career,'

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

'He needs a domain name.'

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Not many lemmings survive the experience, let alone write a book about it."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'