Online Enthusiast Gifts

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Try another site. There must be some information about this kind of operation.'

'No, net worth is not measured in Facebook Friends.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'She purchases all of her supplies online. She does all her schmoozing in chat rooms. she downloads all her jokes from the web. She has no need to deal with salesmen.'

'I and my Blog'

Keyboard warrior

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

"Email, text, tweet and Facebook me as soon as you get home."

Internet Name Tags.

Computer fun

'Mom, how did people force their 'Look At me' moments down your throat before Facebook?'

Almost everybody has web-site.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'It's the blogosphere.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Does Twig ever hang out with friends? Of course. She's with them now. She's tweeting Emily, texting Ingrid and scanning Jonah's, Pete's and Ryan's Facebook pages. How friendly!

So you know my age and that I like Scrabble and that I may at one point have purchased foot cream? Of course. You're on Facebook. It's a terrific way to let the world know who you are. What about my privacy? Your what? Privacy?! Not familiar. Can you spell it?

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.