Online Enthusiast Gifts

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Try another site. There must be some information about this kind of operation.'

'She purchases all of her supplies online. She does all her schmoozing in chat rooms. she downloads all her jokes from the web. She has no need to deal with salesmen.'

'I and my Blog'

Keyboard warrior

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

Internet Name Tags.

Computer fun

Almost everybody has web-site.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'It's the blogosphere.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I e-bay t-shirt.